Happy Birthday, happy birthday and a happy birthday to you dear (insert the name of your loved one here) Happy birthday to you!
Everybody has a birthday, this means that everyone that you know is worthy of celebration at some point during the year. It’s okay, that’s an over-the-top amount. However there are plenty people to top a cake with candles!
Birthdays can be difficult since it’s true that everybody has one! You can add a unique message to make your birthday card special and individual.
Here’s a list that is hilarious ways to let people who matter to you know that you thought of them (and have celebrated) their birthdays with smiles! If you’re looking to make an acquaintance or lover, a friend or even a coworker laugh We’ve got you covered with these humorous birthday card messages listed below!
Mom My issues stem from you. I wouldn’t want it any different way! Happy Birthday!
Moth – also known as: (noun) Cheap therapist and the most trusted friend. Happy Mother’s Day!
Happy birthday to a mother who has the most amazing son or daughter anywhere in the world!
I received it from my Mom The result is absolutely amazing!
Happy birthday, Mom! Thanks for the unending love and your beautiful looks! I’m not sure how I’d survive without you!
Sing the A-llama! Today, we’re celebrating Mama! Thanks for being such a joyful and caring person I’ve ever met. You’re amazing!
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Funny Birthday Messages for Dad
I believe being a child is an amazing gift. You’ve been lucky! Happy Father’s Day!
Happy Father’s Day! I hope you catch all your fish and drink every drop you can of beer and take on whatever else dads like to do!
Dad, thank you for sharing your genetic heritage. We’re now both awesome!
There’s no need to joke about your birthday or your age now. In fact, it’s no longer funny! Happy birthday, old man.
Hello dad! Today’s going be fantastic! This isn’t your dad’s birthday party , if you understand what I’m talking about. It’s mine! Get it? (I believe I’ve got some dad-related jokes!)
Happy Birthday Dad! Happy Beer-th Day! Take a sip for me.
Funny Birthday Messages to Brothers and Sisters
Happy Birthday to you sis! We are grateful for your progress past that annoying stage you went through.
Even even if you weren’t my sole sister, you’d likely remain my top choice! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you, brother! Don’t forget to remind me that I’ll be there if you fall, to help you back up But only after I’ve finished laughing!
A Happy Birthday To the world’s most Awesome Brother! We love you dearly!
Thank you for your birthday and congratulations! You’re the oldest person you’ve been, which is impressive.
Funny Birthday Messages for Step-Mom/Dad/Siblings
A very happy birthday to my wickedly cool stepmom!
I’m so grateful that you have stepped into my heart! Happy Father’s Day!
Happy birthday to my brother who is from another mom!
My sister is celebrating her birthday from a different mister!
Funny Birthday Wishes to Aunt/Uncle
Nine out of 10 females learn their amazingness via their mother! Thank you Auntie for the birthday wishes!
Aunt, how are you pleased that I didn’t miss your day of birth this year?
Happy Birthday! Thanks for fulfilling your destiny being you are the Fun Uncle!
You are an awesome uncle. Three cheers for great uncles! Hip Hip Hee-haw!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Grandma/Grandpa/Grandpa
The world requires more sweet mothers like you. Grandchildren shouldn’t be spoiled!
Grandma, you’re a wonderful person. Thank you for always giving me the things my mom told me I shouldn’t have!
I love that we don’t need to shout publicly that I’m the most favorite grandchild, and you’re my absolute favorite grandpa. Happy birthday to you on this birthday!
It’s been scientifically proven that people with more birthdays have longer lives. Look at your grandpa! go!
You’re not that old, you’re timeless! Congratulations on your birthday Grandpa!
Funny Birthday Messages to Husband/Wife/Boyfriend/Girlfriend
There aren’t any cakes in your wedding cake, because all your desires were fulfilled when you got to meet me!
I’d be willing to walk through flames for you! Perhaps not fire, but that could be dangerous however, it is a very humid space. Perhaps it’s a little humid due to my hair. However I love you so deeply. Happy Birthday!
I love your face! Happy Birthday!
You’re the winner! I got you a super special, limited-edition, present. Surprise! It’s me.
Intelligent, funny and hot as a molly. Okay that’s enough about me! Happy Birthday!
You can make any wish, you’re celebrating your birthday! What else do you possibly want? You’ve got me. It’s a joke, but I hope every birthday wish you have are fulfilled!
The words from Dwight Schrute, “I just would like to have a conversation with you and an more. Also I cherish you!” Thank you for being my best friend, and much more. Happy Birthday! Dundie award is yours!
Funny Birthday Messages to a Co-Worker
Free cake at work! And Happy Birthday!
I remember your birthday! (Without checking Facebook!)
The joy of singing Happy Birthday has been the greatest work I’ve ever done in a week!
Happy birthday to one of those very few people that I am able to endure every day!
Funny Birthday Messages for Boss
Boss, in celebration of your birthday, we’re having a day off to be happy!
You’re not boss over me! Okay, fine. Whatever. Happy Birthday!
2 Things to remember on your Birthday: 1.) Let the past go – you can’t alter it. 2.) Don’t think about the present. I didn’t get you one. Happy Birthday!
Happy agingas a boss!
Funny Birthday Messages for the best friend
It’s all about today! I could continue for long periods of time…
We’ll be friends for the rest of our lives! You’ve got me covered already. Happy Birthday!
The age of the wine and glass glasses: Two aspects that should not be taken into account today.
We’ve been close friends for so long I’m not even able to remember which of us is the worst influence. Happy Birthday!
I was aware of your birthday long before Facebook even informed me. You must be very special!
You’re one year older! The bad news is that it’s all going downhill for you from this point on. It’s a happy birthday to me, believe? 🙂
Go to go, go my dear friend, it’s your birthday! We’re going to celebrate… Oh, I was a bit lost! We’re looking forward to birthday celebrations of the past and present!
Funny Birthday Wishes for your Barista You Know Too Well
It’s hard to express how important your friendship is to me!
If you’re ever doubting your abilities you are unsure, remember that BREW is a great choice! Happy Birthday!
Thank you for a latte that made an amazing hot cup! Happy Birthday!
I’ll try my best to make space for you within my daily routine! Happy Birthday!
Funny Birthday Messages for Roommate
I’m glad you were born. My life would be utterly dull without your presence!
Happy Birthday! Your age isn’t old but you’re certainly not getting any older!
Do not forget to clean your dishes. Happy Birthday! Love your (sometimes annoyed) roommate
I’d even dive across the ocean to help you! (Just kidding. There’s likely sharks there. However, it’s the thought that is important.)
Funny Birthday Wishes to Your the pet owner of your dog, cat or other pets
I wish you an amazing day! I’ll be sure to woof you!
I wish this cat a scrumptious birthday full of mice scratching, and naps.
Happy Birthday, little Bun! Don’t forget to tell someone bunny that they love you!
Are you ready to purr? !
Birthday Jokes for children
Was there anything the tigers tell her cub for his birthday? It’s the roar of his birthday! Make it a wild birthday.
What made the cupcake go to the doctor’s appointment? It was feeling a bit swollen.
Did the teddy bear really want cake for his birthday? It wasn’t, he was just stuffed.
Which kind of cakes would ghosts prefer? I Scream Cake.
What do turtles do for their birthday? Shell-ebrates.
Every kid enjoys a fun birthday joke! Although kids might not enjoy a sentimental message on the form of a gorgeous birthday card, they certainly love the fun of a pop-up! Check out our Kids Cards Variety to learn more.
Birthday Jokes for adults
Why do candles love birthdays? They are a fan of being lit.
What is the best way for pickles to celebrate birthdays? They love the celebration!
What do you do to tell if you’re getting older? You begin to complain about “the kids of today”!
The party won’t start…until you enter!
What did the grape’s message to his guests who attended his birthday party? Eat drink, eat and be a berry.
50th Birthday Jokes
You’re not old, just old.
How do you, and dinosaurs share in common? Prehistoric!
You’re maturing like a great wine So let’s celebrate by drinking an entire glass!
You are a piece of history that has been encased in the past? Because you never age!
It’s possible that you’re a bit older however, you smell very new to me!
There’s nothing better than a hilarious birthday greeting card that makes someone you love laugh! We have only one of them”Happy Birthday To An Old Fart Pop-Up Card will always guarantee laughter.
Dad’s Birthday Jokes
Certain people don’t grow up. They are like you. Ask mom if you don’t believe me!
Dad, you’re me, my driver as well as my account at the bank in one. This is why I cherish you! Happy Birthday.
Another year, you’re not old, you’re like your beloved car A timeless classic!
Corny Birthday Jokes
What music genre is unsettling to use for balloons on birthdays? Music from the pop genre!
What are the dishes that monsters serve at their birthday celebrations? I’m screaming cake.
Did you know about the sale of birthday candles? It was a huge blast!
Why didn’t the ponies sing Happy Birthday? He was feeling a bit loud.
How do you know whether a cake for a birthday is sad? If it’s in the tiers